well i managed to coerce my man (drag, really. i mean lets be honest here) down to walmart to go get some more prego tests. Yep. I caved. And god punished me by making it invalid. That means one of the lines thats supposed to show up for a viable test didnt show up, so the whole thing is a sham.

noooooooo...

so, like any sane minded woman would do i ran down to the local walmart to grab another 2-pack.

this time i was extreemly careful. i put my pee into a cup and put the absorbent tip thingy in for exactly 5 seconds, kept the tip facing down while i put the cap on, and immidietly put it face up on the bathroom sink. Im like a pro.

it is now three days after my expected period.

...still negative.